Tuesday 26 October 2010

Vin Garabage

Hello my name is Vin Garbage. I'm great, So you must charge people at least £10 to hear me twang my guitar and sing my artistic drivel!!! I'm much better than those other folkies like Wizz Bones and Martin Farty ... Waddya mean you haven't heard of me? ...I'm great! It says so on my website, so it must be true. Anyway if you charge £10 (or more if possible)for my gig it will keep all those unemployed scum away and we can have a genteel evening with a well behaved nice middle-aged middle class well dressed clean audience. I love money ... GIVE ME LOADS OF IT !!!!!!!

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