Well I haven't posted here for Donkey's Ears! (That's right donkey's ears NOT donkey's years as most people say. That's like calling stairs Apples & Stairs cockernee rhymes y'know). Anyway everybody is using facebook these days - can't understand why myspace didn't catch on in such a big way it is so much better - well that's life people always seem to go for the crap option when given a choice.

Went into a pub yesterday some prat came up and called me "Bruv" lowlife scum ruined my afternoon.